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The General Who Punched a Ghost

孫儔擊鬼

SourceYijian Zhi (Record of the Listener)
AuthorHong Mai
EraSouthern Song dynasty · late 12th century
Writtenc. 1160–1200
GhostCourageHun and Po
Ink-wash: a burly older general in leather armor swinging a fist at a hunched shadow by a clay kitchen stove, lantern light flickering
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Sun Chou, a retired general, was a man of Dengzhou. He had been a commander of a thousand under the Jin and gained office after defecting back to the Song at the end of the Shaoxing era; in the Chunxi years he became vice commander of the Jingxi garrison. He bought land and built a house at Gucheng, and he was a very brave man.

A kitchen maid reported that, night after night when she entered the kitchen, there would be a thing crouched below the stove — hair wild and loose, its face impossible to make out. Called to, it would not answer; driven off, it would not leave. “It must be a ghost,” she said.

Sun said: “Next time it comes, tell me.” The following evening it came again. Sun went to look, and it was as she said. He laughed: “This is only the soul of a man eaten by Sang Shen’s army.” Then he lunged with a fist to its crown, and it vanished into the ground at once.

At dawn he ordered a servant to dig, and they found a single set of old bones; he had them carted away and thrown in the wilds.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

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From 《孫儔擊鬼》, Yijian Zhi. Translated in full. 千戶長 is a commander of a thousand; 歸正 means returned to rectitude, the Song term for defectors from Jin; 魂魄 is the paired soul — hun, the ethereal, and po, the earthly — that can linger and be eaten after death. The tale is a comic demolition of ghostly dread: the general's only weapon is nerve.

Source. From Yijian Zhi (Record of the Listener) (夷坚志), by Hong Mai , c. 1160–1200. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
Where this fits in the universe: Hun and Po: The Two Souls

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