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The Wooden Dog That Barked

木犬能吠

SourceZibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss)
AuthorYuan Mei
EraQing dynasty · from Zibuyu, late 18th century
Written1788
ObjectCurioCraftTrick
A Qing courtyard where a startled guest backs from a lion-furred dog while the host laughs and lifts a wooden cock with a crimson comb, ink-wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Ye Gongwenlin said that in the capital he went to the house of a certain director of the ministry; no sooner had he knocked than a lion-furred fierce dog came roaring out, as if to bite, and Ye was terrified. The master came out and shouted it down, and the dog lay still. The master looked at his guest and could not stop laughing. Asked why, he said: “This is a wooden dog; it is covered outside with lion fur, and within is a mechanism, and so it can bark and run.”

Ye would not believe it; the master brought out another bird, a cock with yellow plumes and a crimson comb that stretched its neck and crowed the dawn. They parted the feathers and looked, and it too was made of wood.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

葉公文麟言在京師到某比部家,甫叩門,有獅毛惡犬咆哮而出,狀若噬人者,葉大怖。主人隨出喝之,犬臥不動。主人視客,笑吃吃不止。問:「何故?」曰:「此木犬也,外覆以獅毛,中設關鍵,遂能吠走。」葉不信,主人更出一雞,黃羽絳冠,申頸報曉。披毛視之,亦木所為。

From 《木犬能吠》, Zibuyu. Translated in full. 比部 is an old name for a directorate of the Ministry of Justice, used here loosely for a capital official's household; 獅毛 is lion fur, the disguise that makes the wooden dog read as real; 關鍵 is the mechanism, the hidden springs and levers; 黃羽絳冠, 'yellow plumes and a crimson comb', is a rooster's colouring; 披毛視之 is 'part the feathers and look' — the empirical reveal.

Source. From Zibuyu (What the Master Would Not Discuss) (子不语), by Yuan Mei , 1788. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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