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The Qin Stand and the Chess Table

琴臺棋桌

SourceYijian Zhi (Record of the Listener)
AuthorHong Mai
EraSouthern Song dynasty · c. 1165, the early Qiandao reign
Writtenc. 1160–1200
ObjectOfficialdomSatire
An ornate low table and a stone qin stand in a scholar's fragrant chamber, inlaid with gold and silver waves, while a slip of warning paper lies half-buried among old documents, ink-wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

At the beginning of the Qiandao reign, the palace eunuch Chen Yuan was punished for a crime and banished to Chenzhou; an edict confiscated his household goods and put them up for sale. Lü Yiqing, an assistant director of the Palace Works, obtained two objects.

One was a qin stand, cut from the “moon stone” of Guozhou: purple in color with a fine grain, bearing a minute landscape of dense woods and tall bamboo and a riverside village, of a workmanship beyond description. At each of its four feet hung a slip-on shoe of aloeswood, tied with a green silk cord.

The other was a chess table, a foot and a half high and two and a half feet wide, hollow within to store the chess box; around the rim was a rail, the board of agalloch eaglewood divided by ivory lattice; outside that, several bands of ebony, rosewood and white sandalwood, the border of aloeswood carved with water waves, the waves filled with gold and the wave-crests with silver — fragrance assailing the sense of smell. Everything else matched.

His residence was east of the Secretariat; he built a tower against the adjoining wall, and beneath it a terrace, and whenever he entertained guests with music he always did so there. A scholar from Fujian sent him a written warning: “West of your house are the Three Academies, full of poor and cold exam-candidates who resent others’ wealth; if you move even slightly, you may become a censor or remonstrance official, or be able to harm you.”

After that he no longer went there. The letter got mixed in with old papers, and so the outside world came to see it. The eunuch’s extravagance reached the utmost; his crimes were beyond numbering, yet still he slipped the net. When Gaozong inspected his inlaid couch and crystal trays, he said the palace itself had none such.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

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From 《琴臺棋桌》, Yijian Zhi. Translated in full. 乾道 is the Qiandao era (1165–1173); 內侍陳源 is the palace eunuch Chen Yuan, banished to Chenzhou; 虢州月石 is the moon-stone of Guozhou, a prized figured stone; 三館 are the Three Academies, the libraries where poor exam-candidates served; 臺諫給舍 are the censorate and remonstrance offices; 貂璫 is a term for eunuchs, from their cap ornaments.

Source. From Yijian Zhi (Record of the Listener) (夷坚志), by Hong Mai , c. 1160–1200. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.

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