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The Girl Who Read Faces

屏角相郎

SourceXieduo (The Bell of Warning)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1760–1800
Writtenc. 1790
FateWomenPoetryLove
A young woman in a quiet chamber holds a bronze mirror up to her own face while a half-finished painting lies on the table beside her and rain-dark plane-tree leaves show beyond the lattice window
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Xiangguan was the daughter of a poor family in Jiangyin. She was skilled at letters, and fond besides of reading the physiognomy manuals, and her judgements of other people’s fortune and misfortune mostly hit the mark.

When she reached the age of putting up her hair, her mother was going to betroth her. Xiangguan said: “My face is thin, and I am not fit to be mistress of a household. If you truly love me, let me be given as a lesser star, and that is enough.”

Her mother, because her words so often hit, agreed. But suitors contended at the door every day. Her mother had her look at them through the crack of the curtain, and none of them pleased her. Her mother said: “Silly girl, your eyes are too high. Among all these, is there no lucky young man?”

Xiangguan said: “That is not what I mean.” Her mother pressed her, and her eyes filled, and she was about to weep; so her mother let it drop.

Master Hong of Huxi was a man of talent. He loved the beauty of Mount Jun, and was lodging in Jiangyin. Hearing of Xiangguan’s name, he came to the house to ask for her. Xiangguan happened to be tossing coins at the corner of a screen, and saw him. She went in and said to her mother: “The guest in the hall is truly the match for me.”

Her mother went out to look at him, agreed, and he departed. Then she asked: “And what of that young man’s face?”

Xiangguan said: “Clear in breath, fine in bone — not a man of the silk-trousered sort. But too clear is thin, too fine is pared. I fear he will not live long.”

Her mother was startled. “If he is not long-lived, why do you take him and no other?”

Xiangguan said, weeping, “Yesterday I took up my mirror and looked at myself: willow brows invading the moon, pear dimples deepening. In thirty years I must certainly be a widow. The gentleman’s face is not favourable to the yin year. It is truly a case of two short allotments that match, and to go against it would be unlucky. Mother, do not trouble yourself about it.”

Afterwards Hong set up a separate fine house and chose a day to bring her in with ceremony. After the wedding they were very happy together. Hong was good at painting, and of long sheets and short he could not keep up with the demands made on him. As soon as one left his hand, Xiangguan would inscribe a poem on it. I still remember the quatrain she wrote on a painting of twin lotus:

In the land of water and cloud I saw gentleness; how many silly girls row their painted boats. The lone duck on the river takes the trouble to send word: fly away with your back to the flowers, and do not look back.

The omen of grief shows in the words.

One day they sat under the flowers and folded slips of paper for a drinking game, with names like twin-stemmed flower, twin-headed flower, joined-branch, and flower beneath the leaf. Whoever drew one had to quote two lines from the Flower Classic; if they pleased, the player was rewarded with fragrant tea, and if not, two fingers were held out and the wrist struck as a forfeit.

Xiangguan drew the twin-stemmed flower and said: “So it be early and late, husband and wife in harmony.”

Hong leaned in and laughed: “Night-joined — a fine natural phrase. A truly witty heart.”

Then he drew the twin-headed flower. Hong said: “Good for your house and family — a man’s omen.”

Xiangguan said: “An omen of sons, and shared by both of us. By your words, so with office too.”

Then he drew the joined-branch. Xiangguan said: “The way is hard and long; the spring sun is warm.”

Hong said: “Long and spring, two words joined into a joined branch — a neat coincidence as well.”

Then the flower beneath the leaf. Hong said: “The axe rings out; its fragrance rises.”

Xiangguan laughed: “Wood-fragrance is indeed in the flower register; why do you join it on the second character?”

Hong laughed: “That is what is meant by a flower beneath the leaf.”

And then he asked: “You spoke earlier of the twin-stemmed flower. I wonder how many more of them there are in the three hundred poems.”

Xiangguan said: “Drive those four stallions; a face like moistened cinnabar; the rivers flow to the sea; the spreading sweet pear. I think that is all.”

Hong said: “I have one more couplet.”

She asked what it was. He said: “How greatly it will prosper; those millets hang heavy.”

Xiangguan’s face fell. “Leaning together before the flowers, our happy meetings should be long. Why come to about-to-part?”

She stood a long while leaning on the railing, staring, ready to weep. Hong was just beginning to soothe her with gentle words when the summons calling him home arrived. Pressed by his father’s command, he had no choice but to pack hastily and go.

After Hong left, Xiangguan kept her chamber shut and put away her powder box, and all day sat before the mirror brooding, watching her own complexion. One day she threw down the mirror and wept aloud, and called her mother in haste to make mourning garments.

Her mother said: “The girl is mad. After Master Hong went there has not been one letter of illness. How do you conclude he must die, and make this inauspicious thing?”

Xiangguan said: “By my complexion I read it. It cannot fail.”

Her mother would not allow it; she changed to a plain white skirt instead, and from morning to night bathed her face in tears.

Before the month was out, the news of his death arrived. She destroyed her looks and cut off food, and would hardly go on living. A guest came with Hong’s father’s word, and pitying her young widowhood, offered several hundred ounces of silver and urged her to marry again. Her mother put it to her.

Xiangguan said angrily: “What talk is this? The days on which I can repay him in life are short; the days on which I can repay him in death are long. And my being a widow, my face said it; my being a chaste wife, my face says it too. Is there any woman in the world with a face cold as frost and a heart colder than snow who turns to the east wind and marries again?”

The guest marvelled and went away. He reported it to Master Hong’s father, and people thought her right; so a boat was bought and a carriage prepared, and she was brought into the family.

Among the sisters-in-law there were those who begged her to read their faces; she shut her mouth and would not say a word. The young men of the clan, learning that she could write verse, vied with one another to bring plain silk and ask for lines; she declined on the ground of illness, saying: “A woman with talent ends in misfortune. The old habit is repented and done with.”

Only a little maid stole her poem “Inscribed on Master Hong’s Leftover Painting” and showed it to her nephew Zhao’en — twenty-eight characters:

Pale red and fragrant white fill the railing; a stretch of spring light, seen in a painting. Opened at the autumn window it is not like it at all: the plane-tree courtyard is ten parts cold.

Though this is but a scrap of a feather of auspicious light, the reader may pity her intent in it.

— The author’s comment (condensed): the Tang History records that Yuan Tiangang, reading the face of Cen Wenben, said his literary talent would shake the empire but that the bone at the crown of his head meant a shortened life. Here the same art is carried into the women’s quarters and made the groundwork of choosing a husband; and her one phrase about two short allotments that match is a judgement no court physiognomist could better. If the method were widely practised, Pan Yue’s Rhapsody on the Widow would have no cause to complain of a death that came without warning.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

缃管,江阴贫家女也。工词翰,兼好读相人书,决人祸福多奇中。 年及笄,母氏将字之。缃管曰:“儿相薄,不宜主中馈。母诚爱我,但赋小星可矣。”母以其言多中,许之。而争聘者,日踵于门。母氏令从帘隙以窥,俱不当意,母曰:“痴婢,眼太高。若辈中宁无一有福儿郎耶?”缃管曰:“非此之谓也。”母诘之,泪盈盈欲下,遂置不问。 浒溪洪生,才士也。爱君山之胜,客于江阴。闻缃管名,登堂求聘。缃管适簸钱屏角,望见之。入谓母曰:“堂上客,真儿偶也。”母出见,诺之而去。继问曰:“是子相若何?”缃管曰:“气清骨秀,非纨裤中人也。然太清则薄,太秀则削,恐不永年耳。”母愕然曰:“彼既不寿,汝何独有取也?”缃管泫然曰:“儿昨揽镜自照,柳眉侵月,梨靥添涡,三午后必合孀居。郎相不利建寅。是真短禄适合,违之不吉。母氏幸勿忧也。”继而洪别营金屋,择日以礼迎之。结褵以后,相得甚欢。洪善绘事,长笺短幅,酬应不遑。甫一脱手,缃管即题诗其上。犹记其《题并头莲》一绝云: 水云乡里见温柔,多少痴娃荡画舟。 江上孤鸳劳寄语,背花飞去莫回头。 伤心之谶,见乎词矣。 一日坐花下,折短笺作觞政,有并蒂花,并头花,连理花,叶底花诸名色。拈得者,道《葩经》两句;合意者,酬以香茗,否则,骈两指击腕为罚。缃管拈得并蒂花,曰:“庶几夙夜,妻子好合。”洪昵而笑曰:“夜合一语,妙出天然,真慧心人也!”继拈得并头花。洪曰:“宜尔室家,男子之祥。”缃管曰:“宜男有庆,彼此同之。如卿言,亦复仕耳!”复拈得连理花。缃管曰:“道阻且长,春日载阳。”洪曰:“长春两字,连理成文,亦巧合矣!”又拈得叶底花。洪曰:“伐木丁丁,其香始升。”缃管笑曰:“木香固登花谱,君何以第二字联合?”洪笑曰:“此乃所谓叶底花也。”已而问曰:“卿前言并蒂花,不知三百篇中尚有几许?”缃管曰:“驾彼四牡,颜如渥丹。朝宗于海,蔽芾甘棠。想尽之矣!”洪曰:“我尚有一联。”缃管请问其说。曰:“亦孔之将,彼黍离离。”缃管愀然曰:“花前偎倚,欢会正长,何至说着将离?”倚栏痴立,凝眸欲涕。洪方温言劝解,而家中催归符至矣!迫于父命,不获已,草草束装而别。 缃管自洪之去,妆楼长阖,粉匣都收,终日对镜沉吟,自观气色。一日,掷镜大哭,急呼母氏为制缞绖。母曰:“儿痴矣!洪家郎去后,且无一纸病书,何以决其必死,而作此不祥之物?”缃管曰:“以儿气色征之,断不爽也。”母终不许。易以练裙素服,而个中日夕,惟以眼泪洗面而已。 不匝月,讣音果至。毁容绝粒,几不欲生。有客将洪父命,怜其少寡,恤以数百金,劝令改适。母商诸女。缃管艴然曰:“是何言!我报郎于生者日短,报郎于死者日长。且我之为孀妇,于相信之;我之为节妇,亦于相信之,世有面冷如霜,心寒于雪,而作东风别嫁者哉?”客惊叹而去。述诸洪君之父,人韪之,遂买舟具乘,迎归于家。 妯娌间有乞其谈相者,缄口不道一字。族中子弟知其能诗,竞出素缣索句,俱以病辞。曰:“女子有才,终归无福,旧时结习,忏除尽矣!”惟小鬟窃其《题洪君遗画》传示其侄诏恩,得二十八字,曰: 澹红香白满栏干,一段春光画里看。 展向秋窗浑不似,梧桐庭院十分寒。 此虽吉光片羽,而读之者,亦可哀其志矣。 铎曰:“《唐书》载袁天纲相岑文本曰:舍人文才,必振海内,而头有生骨,恐至损寿。今传此法于闺中,以为择婿张本。短缘适合一语,卓然定鉴也。苟广其术,潘骑省《寡妇赋》可无‘忽以捐背’之恨。”

From 《屏角相郎》, Xieduo juan 2. Translated in full, with the 鐸曰 comment condensed at the end. 相人書 are the manuals of physiognomy; 賦小星 uses the Book of Songs poem 小星, the standard euphemism for becoming a concubine; 建寅 is the month or year allocated to the tiger, which her reading finds unfavourable to her husband; 葩經, the flower classic, is a jocular name for the Book of Songs.

Source. From Xieduo (The Bell of Warning) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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