Stories/ 谐铎/ The Household in a Dream

The Household in a Dream

梦里家园

SourceXieduo (Harmonious Warnings)
AuthorShen Qifeng
EraQing dynasty · Qianlong era, c. 1736–1798
Writtenc. 1790
DreamsOfficialdomUnderworld
A scholar in official cap and sash sits at accounts before a tower of stored silk and silver while a small figure sleeps on a broken bed, ink-wash painting
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

Ruan of Huainan, whose pet name was Shenlang, lost his father and mother early and lived with the family of his wet-nurse.

One day he dreamed that a friend of his father’s came for him and said: “Your father has lately been appointed Proclamation Officer of Mount Tai. He has a house left outside the east gate, and orders you to take charge of it and not let it go to ruin.”

So they went together, some three li, and the man said: “This is my house. Pray rest a little.”

Hand in hand they went in. A girl with her hair still hanging was at the window at her embroidery; she spat floss at the wall in play, and with a fingernail teased it into a double linked ring, and laughed at the wall. The man scolded her: “A guest has come! Playing the spoiled child — what behaviour is this?”

The girl gathered up her embroidery and ran; her gold scissors fell; she turned back laughing to pick them up and whispered: “Where does this stranger come from, bawling at people so?”

Ruan asked who she was.

“My foolish girl. Fifteen. She once embroidered the Boshan interlocking-dragon brocade for the consort of the King of Chu River, and all who saw it praised her clever hand. But a motherless child — she has had no one to bring her up.”

Ruan praised her warmly.

Presently they went out together and came to another place.

“This is the lodge your father built to retire into.”

He produced keys, drew bolts, opened lock after lock. Halls and inner rooms, walls and kitchen, all complete. Behind stood a tower of three bays: books and curios in the middle, chests full of brocade on the left, gold and silver filling the right, until the eye was dazzled with five colours.

“This is twenty years of your father’s labour. Keep it; do not fling it away.”

Ruan bent his head and said in a small voice: “But I have no household. Who am I to keep it with?”

“You are not betrothed, then? If you do not despise her, I would offer my foolish girl the dustpan and the broom.”

Ruan knocked his head in thanks and asked the day.

“Tomorrow night, when the three stars shine on the corner of the Mandarin Duck Tower, I will send the bride in an oil-screened carriage.”

With that he left. At once several maids and servants came and sold themselves into the household. Ruan ordered the courtyards swept, tables and mats set out. Cooks, musicians, and every last small matter were all arranged beforehand. Exhausted, he lay down — and turned over, and there he was again on the broken leather couch in the wet-nurse’s house.

At first he thought it a wild dream with nothing in it, and laughed it off. The next night he was there again, and servants were waiting at the gate.

“The fish-carriage has set out. We beg the new master to change his clothes and wait.”

The hall blazed with red candles; pipes and songs rose one after another; along the double corridors and linked pavilions brocade awnings were hung everywhere. Presently the bridal carriage drew up, with scores of lanterns and a flowered carpet, and he and the bride bowed to each other and were led into the inner chamber. In the shadow of the candle-flame, peeping past her fan, she was statelier even than when he first saw her.

At the third cock-crow he dressed and got out of bed — and it was the wet-nurse, pulling out clothes and folding wadding, groping at the bed-head. He sat dazed from dawn to evening. Growing tired, he dropped his head on the desk, and a blue-clad maid came.

“My mistress bids the master come.”

He went. Inside the gate a ring of men stood waiting to offer congratulations. He did not understand, and went in to ask his wife.

“I heard that the Hall of Cultivating Literature is short one desk-officer. I sent a thousand gold to my father, and by pulling strings obtained the post. Let me change your cap and sash.”

He laughed: “I wanted one scholar’s gown all my life and never got it. Now I know there is an art to getting office.”

So in fine clothes and a carriage he went up to the Hall of Cultivating Literature, and afterwards called on his father-in-law to thank him. Coming home he said to his wife: “A sinecure will never make us rich. We must manage production as well.”

He took gold out of the bag and set a capable servant to trade — buying silk, hoarding grain, very nearly cornering the market. Day after day he was in the dream: out to public business, in to the accounts; and his wife was thrifty and ran the house well. In under ten years he had enlarged his father’s estate and become the richest house in the Land of Black Sweetness.

He used to boast of it to the wet-nurse.

“A pity it is only a dream,” she said. “If it were not, with such honours and wealth you would not be eating your rice in a place like this.”

He laughed aloud: “I take waking for the dream and the dream for waking. Half my life’s food and clothing is provided and more! And why should those who enjoy wealth and honour in this world not be people in a dream?”

He wrote an Account of Dreams to record it.

The Duo comment: I have always said that the rich and honoured have simply managed one good dream. In that case, whoever dreams a good dream should be counted among the rich and honoured. The pity is that good dreams do not last, and wealth lasts so short a while. But this young Ruan — he may be rich a long time!

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

淮南阮生,小字莘郎,幼失怙恃,相依乳媪家。一日,梦父执某招之去,曰:“妆父近作泰山宣敕司,有遗宅在东门外;命汝掌守,勿教荒落。”遂相将俱去,约三里许,曰:“此予家也,幸少憩。” 携手而入,见一垂髫女郎,当窗理绣,戏唾绒粉壁上,以指甲挑作双连环,对壁嬉笑;某嗔喝曰:“客来矣!倚娇弄憨,是何态度?”女郎抱绣而走,金剪堕地,回身笑拾,私语曰:“何来生客?直恁牝吆喝辟人?”生问为谁。某曰:“此予痴女,年十五矣。前为楚江王妃刺博山交龙锦,观者赞其慧心。然无母之儿,未免幼失教训耳!”生极力称奖。 少顷,相携出户,复至一处,曰:“是即汝父所营之菟裘也!”出钥脱键,重重启辟。堂奥藩厨悉备。后有楼三楹,中贮书籍玩器,左则锦绣盈箱,右则金银满库,几于目迷五色。某曰:“此汝父二十年心力,守之勿浪掷也!”生俯首小语曰:“未有室家,与谁同守?”某曰:“汝未聘耶?如不弃嫌,愿以痴女敬奉箕帚。”生顿首谢,并问其期。某曰:“视明夜三星照鸳鸯楼角,吾当以油壁车送新妇来矣!”言毕而去。即有婢仆数辈,鬻身门下。生命扫除庭榭,设几列筵。 庖人乐部,及一切琐碎事,无不预为经理。惫极就寝,一转侧间,依然乳媪家破床革榻也。初疑妖梦无凭,付之一哂。明夜,仍至其处,即有婢仆辈,迎候于门曰:“鱼轩已发,乞新贵人更衣以俟。”时堂上绛蜡高烧,笙歌迭奏,重廊复榭,处处张以锦幄。亡何,彩舆停驻,笼灯数十,簇拥花毡,与新人交拜讫,导入内寝。烛花影里,却扇偷窥,较初见时尤矜严也。缓装卸服,拥入重帏,夫妇之乐,有过于画眉者。 晓鸡三喔,着衣下床。但见乳媪抽衣叠絮,摸索床头。摄神痴想,自辰及酉。偶倦伏几上,一青衣婢至曰:“闺中有命,乞主人移玉。”生遂去。入门见报喜者环立堂下。生不解,入问细君。曰:“妾闻修文殿缺一掌案官,以千金寄吾父,夤缘得此职。请为郎易冠带。”生笑曰:“仆向欲青一衿而不可得,今而知得官自有术也。“遂华服乘轩,上修文殿公署。继往岳家致谢而归,谓新妇曰:“闲曹不足以致富,尚当治生产。”出橐中金,命干仆作负贩计,买丝积谷,几同垄断。生日在梦中,出了公事,入操会计,妇亦勤俭持家。不十年,扩充父业,为黑甜乡第一富贵家矣! 生每夸诸乳媪。乳媪曰:“惜是梦境。不然,官人大富贵,当不向此间作啖饭处。”生大笑曰:“吾以醒为梦,以梦为醒淦。半生衣食吃着不尽矣!且天下享富贵者,何必非梦中之人哉?”遂作《述梦记》以自志。予文其说,以告世之日在梦中者。 铎曰:“吾尝谓富贵中人,不过做得一场好梦。然则做好梦者,亦当以富贵中人目之。惜乎好梦不长,富贵无几时耳。若阮生者,可以长富贵矣!”

From 《梦里家园》, Xieduo. A young man inherits a house in the underworld, and lives a whole career and fortune in it by night while his body lies on a broken bed.

Source. From Xieduo (Harmonious Warnings) (谐铎), by Shen Qifeng , c. 1790. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
Where this fits in the universe: A Day in the Cave: How Time Runs in the Otherworld

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