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The Wizard Who Could Somersault

張妖巫

SourceYijian Zhi (Record of the Listener)
AuthorHong Mai
EraSouthern Song dynasty · 12th century
Writtenc. 1160–1200
OfficialdomSatireMagic
A wizard in a tall crown and wide crimson robe enthroned before attendants, facing a magistrate who holds out a closed fist, with a drum tower behind
Illustration generated by AI, based on the ancient Chinese text.

There was a medium called Zhang, in Huaijin township in Wuyuan, who was expert in bewitchments and had the power to bring calamity on people. He would demand cash and rice from rich households, and if they gave a little less than he wanted he would leap and caper about — it is called turning somersaults — and that household would at once come out in sores, and sometimes there would be a death. Everyone was in awe of him.

A scholar of the district, Wang Yanrui, admired his knack for making money without working for it, and attached himself to him as a helper. He wrote out a great placard, Gate of Audience with Heaven, and hung it on Zhang’s house.

The medium wore a tall crown, a wide-sleeved crimson gown and a great yellow sash. Every day he mounted a high seat and held forth at length on fortune and misfortune, with some thirty attendants waiting on him.

An archer of the county yamen, one Wang Zao, once passed his gate and was angry that no incense had been burned for him; he sent men to bring Zhang back and question him. Zhang said, “Allow me to wash my hands and pay my respects.” When the incense was finished, he ordered his people to bind Wang.

“This you may not do,” said Wang. “If your talismans are real, let your shadow soldiers take hold of me in mid-air and lay the stick on me. If they are not, I am going straight to tell the magistrate.”

So they let him go. And Wang went straight to the yamen, drew up a complaint, and laid it before the county.

The magistrate, Hong Yingxian, had Zhang seized and brought into court and charged him with deluding the people by sorcery.

“What I practise,” said Zhang, “is the Correct Rites of the Heavenly Heart. It is excellent for curing people’s illnesses. I have never made any sorcery.” His tone and manner were insolent.

“You can turn somersaults,” said the magistrate. “If you can somersault over the drum tower, I will release you.”

At that Zhang was terrified, and bowed again and again and pleaded. The magistrate sent him to prison.

The next day he went in person to examine him, holding in his hand the demon-subduing seal from the Zhengyi register.

“You are always saying your powers reach to the future,” he said. “Tell me, then — what is in my hand?”

Zhang was confounded and had nothing to say. He was given twenty strokes there and then and driven out of the county.

As for the several thousand strings he had collected from the people to build his court of the law, the whole sum was seized into the government treasury to make up the monthly salaries. The people of the district congratulated one another. Wang Yanrui, fearing he would be charged, moved away to another part.

Original classical Chinese text · 原文

婺源懷金鄉巫者張生,善為妖術,能與人致禍。每於富室需索錢米,少不如意,則距躍勃跳,名曰打筋斗,此家隨即病瘡豆,或者有死亡,以是莫不畏憚。士人汪延瑞慕其能得不義之財,從而佐佑之,大書一牓曰「朝天門」,揭於其居。 巫頂高冠,著寛袖緋衫,繫大黄帶,每日升高座縱談禍福,隨從祇承可三十輩。縣弓手汪早嘗過門,怒其不燒香,遣人押囬取問。汪云:「容洗手致敬。」既焚香畢,復命左右撾縛。汪云:「如此却不可。若有符法,當使陰兵執我於虚空而加箠擊,不然便去白知縣。」遂得釋。 汪徑具狀詣縣告。縣宰洪應賢追逮至廷,詰其妖惑。對曰:「所行乃天心正法,最善療人疾病,初非造妖也。」詞色倨傲。宰曰:「汝會打筋斗,如能跳過鼓樓,即放汝。」始惶怖,亟拜哀祈。命囚於獄。 明日躬往鞫訊,且持正一籙中降魔印在手而語之曰:「汝常言能神通知未來事,且道我手内是何物?」錯愕無以對,立杖之二十,逐出境。 初巫以創造法院斂民錢幾千緡,悉拘籍入官帑,充月俸。邑人為之相賀。廷瑞懼罪,亦徙而之他。

From 《張妖巫》, Yijian Zhi, 丁志卷四. Translated in full. 天心正法 — the Correct Rites of the Heavenly Heart — is a real Song-dynasty Taoist exorcistic tradition, which is precisely what makes the wizard's claim audacious.

Source. From Yijian Zhi (Record of the Listener) (夷坚志), by Hong Mai , c. 1160–1200. The original text is in the public domain; this English rendering and the accompanying notes are original work.
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